People will do strange things in the course of planning a wedding. A Washington couple has found a way to turn their wedding weirdness into financing for the big day that helps the environment. They're planning to pay for the whole shebang with aluminum cans. They've got the recycling down to a science and they know exactly how many cans it will take -- about 400,000. Not only do they offer a drop off point in their hometown and pick up service, they've also crafted a way to let people in other towns to lend a can. Kinda cool, huh?

Three of my best memories from my younger days have merged into one shining moment of awesomeness -- muppets, Wayne's World and Queen. The Muppets have decided to remake the song and video for Bohemian Rhapsody. It is easily one of the funniest things I've seen this year. It may be funnier than Justin Timberlake and his notorious box from last year, especially when you factor in that I can watch this one with my kids. Favorite part? That's easy. Just this first 4 minutes and 47 seconds!

Now, I'm usually not a Taylor Swift fan. It's just ain't my bag, baby. But I love when celebrities are willing to make fun of themselves and their public personas. Taylor may have the best of those offerings this year. It's her CMA award skit, Thug Story. She somehow managed to get rapper T-Pain to help her parody herself in this 1.5 minute gem.

1.  As soon as you put the last brush stroke on your freshly painted nails, you will have  to use the bathroom and/or scratch your head.
2. Kids' ears are small, so the first four times you ask them to do something never actually gets to their eardrum.
3. The more simple anything sounds, the more time-consuming and expensive it will actually be.
4. The average child can puke twice their body weight, three times if it is in the car.
5. How good of a dancer you think you are increases with each alcoholic beverage you consume.
6. How good of a dancer you really are decreases at twice that speed.
7. Wearing white pants is like a double-dog-dare to mother nature.
8. The cool factor on shoes is exactly equal to how ridiculously uncomfortable they are.
9. One pound of chocolate magically transforms into 5 pounds of fat.
10. The sound of your baby crying comes out of the shower head, but only when your hair is full of shampoo and the real baby is not actually crying.
11. You will never run into anyone you know at the store unless you look horrible.
12. Your car will break down the moment it hears you have "extra" money.
13. Your computer and/or internet will always go down when you really need it, but works fine if you want to do something useless -- like check the dog's horoscope.
14. Your family is allergic to clean and therefore must rush to destroy a room as soon as you finish cleaning it.
15. Play-doh is the same color coming out of the dog as it was going in.
16. Science projects exist so that teachers can test how much YOU know, not the kid.
17. Christmas gifts boil down to a simple mathematical equation: Multiply the number of weeks you spent looking for it by the dollar amount you spent on it. Divide that total by ten and that will tell you the exact number of minutes the kid will spend playing with it before they cast it aside and start playing with the bows instead.
18. If you think you're starting to look older, you don't need a facelift. You just need weaker glasses.
19. The one thing you left at home will be the only thing you really needed to pack in the first place.
20. If kids told you about the homework assignment/party gift/required school supplies more than six minutes before the time they must have it, their little heads would explode.

My man is a sports junkie, so my house runneth over with testosterone. Sometimes I just have to barricade myself in the other room with a stack of videos and a box of chocolate to keep all those man fumes at bay. Here's my current video rental list:

Yes Man The first truly funny movie Jim Carrey has made in a while! Besides hilarity, it actually has a great message about opening yourself up to the possibilities in life.

A River Runs Through It  Craig Scheffer and Brad Pitt are brothers trying to live their lives in Montana in the roaring twenties.

Ghost Town  Ricky Gervais is the only man in New York City than can see and hear the ghosts who call the Big Apple home. Unfortunately for them, he's a bit of a jerk.

The Invention of Lying Ricky Gervais is the only person in his world that can speak anything other than the complete truth. The only thing funnier than the movie itself is the ridiculous number of big name stars who make cameos in it.